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stuff to ponder. . .

Sun Jan 4, 2009, 6:30 PM
  • Mood: Hungry
  • Listening to: an old AT40 on XM radio
  • Reading: comic books
  • Watching: the detectives
  • Playing: the innocent victim of my own circumstances
  • Eating: if I were eating, I wouldn't be hungry, would I?
  • Drinking: water
a few things to think about. . .

why do they call it "taking a shit" when you're actually leaving something? . . . why do hot dogs come in packs of 10, yet hot dog buns come in packs of 8? . . . how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? . . . how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? . . . if someone farted in the woods and nobody hears it, is it still funny? . . . is it even possible to fuck someone's brains out? . . . likewise, has anyone ever ripped someone else's head off and shit down their neck, or gouged out their eyes and skullfucked them? . . . if siamese twins shared genetaila, would masturbation be considered incest?

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