why do they call it "taking a shit" when you're actually leaving something? . . . why do hot dogs come in packs of 10, yet hot dog buns come in packs of 8? . . . how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? . . . how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? . . . if someone farted in the woods and nobody hears it, is it still funny? . . . is it even possible to fuck someone's brains out? . . . likewise, has anyone ever ripped someone else's head off and shit down their neck, or gouged out their eyes and skullfucked them? . . . if siamese twins shared genetaila, would masturbation be considered incest?









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